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Jindagi Me Aage Badne Se Yun Na Daro, Wah Wah Jindagi Me Aage Badne Se Yun Na Daro. . . . Daya Jaldi Se Us Gaadi Ka Picha Karo.
Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya.. Gor Frmaiye.. Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya... Acp Tha Toilet Me Or Daya Ne Darwaja Tod Diya...
Pakau shayaari tym !!!! Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai Dhamaal...?? . . . Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai Dhamaal.....? . . A.C.P bola: Daya , surakshit kaale mere baal , Vasmol ne kiya kamaal...:P=D :D =D
Nail Paint Lagaya Jata Hai Nail Main, . Wah-wah.. . Nail Paint Lagaya Jata Hai Nail Main, . Acp- Ab Tum Zindagi Bhar Sadte Rehna Jail Main.:-d
Once Rajnikant Teaches A Kid How To Open The Door Without Ringing The Bell ? .. .. .. ... . .. .. Now That Kid Is Known As C.i.d Inspector Daya
Fedrick Bola Sir Ladki Badi Rangeen Hai Gaur Farmaaiye, Fedrick Bola Sir Ladki Badi Rangeen Ha Acp Pradhuman Bola Fedrick, Ladki To Rangeen Hai Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai
Na Bandook Se Maaro, Na Bomb Se Maaro.... Waah... Waah... Na Bandook Se Maaro, Na Bomb Se Maaro.... . . . . . Daya, Is Ghar Ka Chappa Chappa Chaan Maro....
Kaun Hai Wo Aadmi Jisne Yeh Harkat Ki..... . . . Kaun Hai Wo Aadmi Jisne Yeh Harkat Ki..... ... . . Daya Pata Lagao Ki Yeh Bandook Ki Goliyan Kisne Khatam Ki.....
Letest For Cid Fans, A For Apple B For Banana Wah Wah! A For Apple B For Banana Kuch Bhi Ho Jaye Daya Goli Mat Chalana.
Kutte, Kamine.. Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga Wah Wah! Wah Wah Kutte Kamine Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga Daya Bola Sir Ye Mahine Pagar Kam Mili, Mai Darwaza Nahi Todunga..
Cricket Ke Saare Ball Catch Hue... Cricket Ke Saare Ball Catch Hue... Fredricks Kya Fingerprints Match Hue?
Swimming Pool Mein Paani Bohot Gehra Hai Daya Says- "Sir Lagta Hai Yeh Aadmi Iss Hotel Mein Kisi Dusre Naam Se Thehra Hai."
Tumhari Biwi Ki Bahen Tumhari Sali He Wah Wa Tumhari Biwi Ki Bahen Tumhari Sali He Wah Wa Acp Says: Daya Ye Pistol To Khali Hai.
Lady: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha Daya: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha? Lady: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha Abhijeet: Rahul Sach Me Tumhara Bhai Tha??? Lady: Ha Sir...wo Mera Bhai Tha Acp: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki Behen Ho .... :P
Cid Ne Sony Se Naata Jod Liya... Cid Ne Sony Se Naata Jod Liya... Jis Room Me Mana Raha Tha Abhijeet Suhagraat, Daya Ne Uska Darwaja Bhi Tod Diya!!!
Why All Hates Cid? Jus Check It. Lady: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha Daya: Kya ?? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha ?? . Lady: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha Abhijeet: Rahul Sach Me Tumhara Bhai Tha ?? Lady: Ha Sir...wo Mera Bhai Tha . Acp: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki Behen Ho ....:P
Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare Chaye He* - Wah Wah - Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare Chaye He* - Madam Darwaja Kholiye Hum Cid Sse Aaye He
A For Apple B For Banana, A For Apple B For Banana A.c.p. Ne Kaha Daya Goli Mat Chalana.......
Disco Baar Me Kyu Hai Dhamaal ? Disco Baar Me Kyu Hai Dhamaal ? A.c.p Bola Daya Surakshit Kaale Mere Baal Vasmol Ne Kiya Kamaal.
Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare Chaye He Wah Wah Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare Chaye He Madam Darwaja Kholiye Hum Cid Se Aaye He
Ar Se Pehle Me Umeed Kyo Chhodu Haar Se Pehle Me Umeed Kyo Chhodu Daya Says Salary Sabko Milti He Darwaza Main Hi Kyo Todu??
Cid Returns Raat K Pehlu Me Chand Sitare Chaye He Raat K Pehlu Me Chand Sitare Chaye He Madam Darwaja Kholiye Hum Cid Se Aye Hai.
Good Morning Ke Baad Afternoon Hua Hai, Good Morning Ke Baad Afternoon Hua Hai, Daya Ye Sadharan Maut Nahi Iska Khoon Hua Hai.
Abhijeet Bola Daya Yeh Ladki Badi Rangeen Hai Gaur Farmaaiye, Abhijeet Bola Daya Ladki Badi Rangeen Ha Daya Bola Abhijeet, Ladki Toh Rangeen Hai Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai
Don't Loose Hope If You Aren't Getting Promotion In Office. Remember, Pradyumann Is Still An Acp And Daya Is Still An Inspector! And That Too, Even After 17 Years Of Service!
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