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Maths Question Paper. 1.prove That 100=6 .. Students Said, "Out Of Syllabus". Engg Students Simply Start Answering. Let a=b Then Multiply Both Side By 94 94a=94b (100-6)a = (100-6)b 100a-6a=100b-6b 100a-100b = 6a-6b 100 (A-b) = 6 (A-b) 100=6 Jai Engg!
Prove:1re=1ps Engg- Solution: Lhs=1re =100ps =10ps*10ps =0.1rs*0.1rs =0.01rs =1ps Found Any Mistake.. That-s Engg!
Engineering Student Ka Dard ;P . Aansu Aa Jate Hai Aankho Me Ronese Pehle, Har Khawab Tut Jata Hai Sone Se Pehle! Kya Hai Engineering Ye To Samajh Gaye, Kash Koi Rok Leta Admission Hone Se Pehle :P =Dd
2 Engineering Ke Students Raat Ko Gali Me Study Karty Huay. 1st: Yaar Kitny Bajy Hain.? Dosray Ne 1 Pathar Utha Kar Saamnay Walay Ghar Par Maara. 1 Aurat Nikli Or Boli: Kamino Ab To So Jao Raat Ke P0nay 3 Baj Gaye Hain. That's The Engineer's Logic...:p
A Naughty Engineer: Hello Dominos..?? Yes Sir, ...How May I Help U...? Engineer: Bhai Pizza Ghar Pe Kaise Banau???? Bataiyo Jara...
Papa - Kal Raat Ko Tumne Kitne Der Tak Padhai Ki?? . . . . Beta - 3 Baje Tak.. . . Papa - Lekin Light To 1 Baje Chali Gayi Thi Or Subah 6 Baje Aayi... . . . . Beta - Main Kitabon Mein Itna Ghus Gaya Tha Ki Light Ka Kuch Pata Hi Nahi Chala.. Ye Pakka Engineer Bnega :-D:-d
1 Engineer,1 Mba Student Or 1 Mca Kasti Me Ja Rahe The. 1 Jin Aaya Or Bola "Samndar Me Koi Chiz Phenko Agr Mene Dhund Li To Me Tumhe Mar Dunga Or Na Dhund Paya To Me Tumhara Gulam" Mba Ne Needle Phenki Jin Ne Dhund Li Or Use Mar Dia. Mca Student Ne Memory Card Phenka. Jin Ne Dhund Lia Or Use Bhi Mar Dia. Engg. Student Ne Disprine Ki Goli Phenki. Wo Pani Me Ghul Gyi. Studnt Bola: Chal Beta Ghar Chal. Bahut Assignment Padehai.:-)
Engineer Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Or Bola Ghar Jaane Ki Kya Fees Hai. . . Doctor - 300 Rupees.. . Engg.- Chale Dr. Sahab ? . . Dr. Ne Bike Nikali Engg. And Dr. Ghar Pahuch Gye Dr. Bola Mareez Kaha Hai.. . . Engg.- Mareez Koi Nai Hai Pagal, Taxi Wala 500 Maang Raha Tha Aur Tu 300 Mai Le Aaya :P:p
What Is Engineering?? 1st Year: Alpenlibe- Ji Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye ;) 2nd Year: Mentos- Dimag Ki Bati Jala De 3rd Year: Polo- Sabki Hawa Nikal De Xd 4th Year: Chloromint- Doba Ra Mat Puchna X| Xp
Engineering Student Ka Dard. . . . Wo Ye Bol Kar Hume Chor Gayi Dosto. . . . Tumhare To Exams Hi Khatm Ni Hote, Tum Pyar Kya Kroge =D =P
Newton Asked: How To Write Four Between Five? Pharma Student: Nice Joke MBA Student Said: Not Possible Engineering Student: F(IV)E..
Engineering Student Sitting With His Girlfriend In Restaurant, . . Drinking Beer N Says:- "I Love Youuuu" . Girlfriend:- Is It U Or The Beer Talking ? . Student:- Its Me, Talking To My Beer, U Shut Up"
Swarg Ke Dwar Par 3 Log The.. God: "Sirf Ek Hi Andar Ja Sakta Hai. . Pehla: "Main Pujari Hu, Sari Umar Aapki Seva Ki Hai, Swarg Par Mera Hi Haq Hai. . Dusra: "Main Ek Desh Bhakt Neta Hu, Sari Umar Logo Ki Seva Ki Hai. Swarg Par Toh Mera Hi Haq Hai. . . . . Teesra: "Maine Engineering Ki Padhai Ki Hai." . God: "Kuch Mat Bol Mere Bhai, Rulaeyga Kya? Saari Jawani Tu Narak Me Raha Hai. Swarg Par Tera Hi Haq Hai..
Uncle: Kya Kar Rahe Ho Beta Aaj Kal..?? . Boy: Ji... Engineering.. . . . . . Uncle: Ohh.. Humko Laga Padhai Wadhai Karte Hoge..
Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professores Ko Ek Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya.. Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki Ye Plane Apke Students Ne Bnaya Hai Sab Profesrs Utar Gaye Par Principal Baithe Rahe Logo Ne Pucha Aapko Darr Nahi Lgta? Principle: Muje Apne Studnts Par Pura Bharosa Hai. Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!
When Someone Says: Nothing Can Be More Complicated Than Love . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Just Throw Engineering Books On Their Face.....!!
Wo Almari Hi Kya Jisme Rack Nahi.. Wah Wah Wo Almari Hi Kya Jisme Rack Nahi.. Wah Wah Aur Wo Engginering Hi Kya Jisme Back Nhi..!!
Ek Engineering Ke Student Ne Hostel Se Apne Father Ko Letter Likha No Money, No Fun, Your Son. . Jawab Aaya . How Sad, Very Bad, Your Dad.
Nurse To Engineer: Breathe Deeply In And Slowly Exhale, Do It 3 Times. Engineer: Ok Nurse: What Do U Feel Now.?? Engineer: Ur Body Spray Is Simply Awesome Babe.
Rehne Ki Yahan Sabki Aukat Nahi Hoti Bina Beer Aur Daaru Ke Yahan Raat Nahi Hoti Ye Engineering College Hai Mere Dost Yahan Bina Maa Bahan Ke Bat Nahi Hoti.
Rehne Ki Yahan Sabki Aukat Nahi Hoti, Bina Beer Aur Daaru Ke Yahan Raat Nahi Hoti Ye Engineering College Hai Mere Dost Yahan Bina Maa Bahan Ke Bat Nahi Hoti.
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