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Girl`s Status On Facebook: `Feeling Sad!` 17021 Comments. Boy`s Status: 'Going To Commit Suicide!' 2 Likes And 1 Comment - Think About It Dude.... Drop The Plan, If You Can!
Police- Mam Ur Husbnd Had N Accident, Plz Come To Identify Body Now. Wife- I M Buzy Now, U Take Photo N Tag Me On Facebook, If Its He , I Will Click Like
Height Of Addiction: In A College Form, When Asked About "Permanent Address", A Student Wrote Facebook.
Modern Style Wedding Pujari: Do U Both Agree To Change Your Facebook Status To Married? Couple: Yes, We Do Pujari: Vivah Sammpan
A Boy To Girl: Kab Milogi Aur Kaha Dogi? Girl: Kaha Aur Kya Loge ? . . . . Boy: Facebook Par Aur Physics And Chemistry K Notes.
An Unmarried Man Wrote His Status On Facebook As: . "Wanted Wife " . . .2 Girls Liked It... . . And 140 Men Commented.. "Meri Leja" :D
Dad writes on son's Facebook wall: Dear Son, How are you? All is fine here. We miss you a lot. . . . . Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER
Why Is Facebook Such A Hit? Bcoz It Works On The Principle That, "People Are More Interested In Others' Life Rather Than Their Own".
Girl: I Can Do Anything 4 U? Boy: Will You Die For Me? Girl: Yes. Boy: Will You Delete Ur Facebook Account 4 Me? Girl: Go Home Bro, Ur Mother Might Be Getting Worried.
Girl After Breakup: "Agar Wo Jaan Bhi Maang Leta Tou Hans K De Deti Lekin Kameene Ne Facebook Ka Password Maang Lia ... :P
Effect Of Facebook... Teacher - Batao Parle-G Par Jo Green Dot Bana Hota Hai Uska Kya Matlab Hota Hai? Student - Sir Iska Matlab Hai Ki Parle Sahab Abhi Online Hain.
Baap- Beta Chhod De Ye Facebook, Ye Facbook Tuje Roti Nahi Dene Wali. . . . . Kamina Beta- Haa Papa Ye Facebook Muje Roti Nahi Denewali Par Roti Banane Wali Dega.
Modern Dhamki Teacher:- Beta Tumhara Test Ka Result Aa Gya He Kal Apne Parents Ko School Lekar Aa Rhe Ho Ya Facebook Pe Tag Kar Ke Sab Ko Dikha Du...??? Like & Share Your Frnds...
Facebook Should Change The Status Question From "What's On Your Mind?" To "What's Your Problem Today?" :P
What Is The Similarity Between Facebook And Fridge ?? . . . . Pata Hota Hai Ki Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai, Phir Bhi Din Me 10 Bar Khol K Dekhte Hai.
Girl Status In Fb (Hi)= 56 Like + 520 Coment ! Nd Boy Status In Fb (Hi Frds Hw R U )== 2 Like + 1 Coment
Fact: How Do Girls Start A Conversation With Each Other Onfacebook? Girl 1 : Hey Cutie Mutie Mooh♥ :*:P Girl 2 : Hiiieeee.. My Darlzzz.. Chupie Mumiee Loohh.. :D :=) :P♥:* & How Do Boys Start A Conversation With Each Other On Facebook ? Boy 1 : Aur Chu#%ye.... Boy 2 : Haan Bc.. !!Bol :
For Girls..... !!!!! To Avoid So Many Friend Requests... / / / Kindly Put Ur Original Images On Ur Facebook Profiles ;)
Technology Impact A Dad's Email, Hi Son, How Are U Your Mom & I Am Fine V Miss U Alot. So Please Turn Off Your Facebook & Come Downstairs 4 Breakfast.
People Will Like Ur Problems 'N Comment But No One Gonna Solve Them. Because Everybody Seems So Busy In Updating Their Own Status.:-d Facebook And Life...
Height Of Addiction: Just Before Hanging, Judge Asked The Prisoner: "Any Last Wish?" Prisoner: Yes.. I Want To Update My Facebook Status As "Dead"
Modern Definition 0f " Best Friend " A Person Who Has Most Numbers 0f 'Likes' n 'Comments' 0n Your Posts 0n " F a c e b o o k " ...
Once A Guy Updated His Status "I M Gonna Sleep On Terrace Tonight" . After Sometime . 17 Mosquitoes Likes Da Status!
A Boy's Facebook Status During Class: I Am Online From Class.... Comment From His Teacher: . Beta Test Me 0 Mila Hai Aa K Dekhega Ya Tag Karun..??
Girl's Status On Fb: "I M Sad:(" (172 Comments) Boy's Status: "I M Goin To Commit Sucide :-"( (2 Likes, N 1 Comment: Dekh Le Yar, Ho Skay To Na Kr!)
Fighting Styles : 1980's: Meet Me At The Ground And I'll Show U !! 1990's: Dare To Come At My Place.. Then U'll Know Who I Am !! 2000's: Phone Pe Sher Mat Ban Saamne Aa To Dekhta Hoon !! 2012's: Tu Facebook Pe Mil Saale...! Teri Wall Pe Aise Comment Maarunga K Account Hi Delete Kar Dega.
Similarity Between Facebook 'N Jail :P . . . In B0th Cases Y0u Sit 'N Waste Time N' Write 0n Walls
I Want To Make A Facebook Account . . And The Name Will Be Nobody So When I See Stupid Scrap People Post, I Can Like It... And It Will Say Nobody Likes This.... =P
Girls Status On Fb-> :( Comments: 1. Haww! Kya Hua? 2. Hey,evrything Ok? Shud I Call? 3. Hey, Dont B Sad.tell Me Wot Happened? 4. Evrythngs Gonna Be Ok Baby, Chill. ******************* Boys Status On Fb-> :( Comments: 1. Rota Hi Rahio Zindagi Bhar Kutte 2. Kya Hua Kamine 3. Sala Dukhi Aatma. 4. Zindagi Barbaad Hai Teri Saale.
Boy: Will You Marry Me? Girl: Yes! (Boy Starts Running) Girl: Hey Where Are You Going? Boy: I'm Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook =P.
Status Uploaded On Fb By A Heart Broken Boy :( Dabby Me Dabba , Dabby Me Cake.. Ek Or Add Hui Woh Bhi Fake.
Facebook Keeps Suggesting Me: Friends You May Know But When I Try Adding Someone, It Says, Do You Know Him? Isn't It Height Of Non-sense
Son 2 His Mom: Mom You Know Na, I Love You A Lot. But Sorry Mom, I Can't Accept Your Friend Request On Facebook
Attitude Of Young Generation They Luve “Facebook” But They Hate To "Face" The "Book"-:)
Height Of Shock: Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi??? Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To Facebook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,.. Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . . Apke Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya, "Have A Safe Trip.. Come Soon Honey..
A Man Joind Facebook His Son Wrote On His Wall "W T F Dad" Man Rplied: Wht8 D Hell, U’ve No Respect 4 Me ? Kid Rplied: Dad Chill It Means "Welcome To Facebook" =P =D
Facebook Is Now Like Home, If You Don't Come Back In 24 Hrs It Means ...You Are Either Lost, Dead, Sick 0r Had An Accident ... :D :P
Papa: Beta Facebook Ke Baher Bhi Ek Duniya Hai. .! . . . . . . Beta: O Really Papa??? Jara Link To Send Karna Uska
Girl: Why My Name Is Always On Your Facebook Status In Every 2 Minutes? Boy: Facebook Keeps Asking Me What's On My Mind ? And Honestly, It's Always You.
"Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya..! « . « . « . « . « . « . Aaj Ussi Ne Facebook Pe Block Kar Diya..!!! Ha.Ha.Ha... :D :P ;)
Kismat Azma Chuka Hon.. Naseeb Azma Raha Hon ;( . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ek Ladki Patane Ke Khatir Facebook Ka Page Chala Raha Hon ;D
Facebook Paper Q1 . Define Add As Friend ? Q2 . What Does Status Means ? Q3 . What Do U Mean By Poke ? Q4 . Give Two Reasons For Liking The Girls Comments ? Q5 . What Is Pic Tag ? Q6 . What Is Inbox Msg ? Q7 . Give Details Of Info ? Q8 . Draw A Profile Pic ? Q9 . What Is Page ? And Why We Prmote It . Givereasons ? Q10 . Define Comments On Post ?
Boy N Girl On Fb Girl: U Never Smile Na?? Boy: Hw Can U Say Dis?? ... Girl: Ur Smiling Pics R Mising Here Boy: Ok Then Do U Bath Daily?? Girl: Ya Ofcorse..y U Asking?? Boy: No, I Hvnt Seen .Any Pic.
Tere Status Ki Wo Namkeen Baaten, Tere Sms Se Wo Mulaakaten, Nahi Bhulunga Me, Jab Tak Hai Facebook Jab Tak Hai Facebooke Wo Tera Like Karke Cmnt Na Krna, Wo Tera Sms Ka Rply Na Krna, Nahi Bhulunga Me, Jab Tak Hai Facebook Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Ek Rich Ladki Ne Signal Pr Khde Bhikari Se Kaha Arey Maine Apko Kahi Dekha H Bhikari Bola Memsaab We Are Friends On Facebook.
Kisko Kisko Setting Krni Hai ??? Toh . . . .. . . . . . . . . Facebook Profile Ke Right Corner Pe Setting Ka Option Hai Jitni Marji Ho Kr Lo :P
I Thinks That Facebook Should Change The Status Question From What's On Your Mind? To. . . . . . Whats Your Problem Today?
90% Girls In Faceb0ok Say They Are In Relati0nship. . . 90% B0ys In Facebo0k Say They Are Single... . . . Then Who R Liars.... Boys Or Girls???
School: A Place Where Papa Pays & Son Plays :- D ... Life Insurance: A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich;-) . Marriage: Its An Agreement In Which A Man Looses His Bachelors Degree And A Women Gains Her Masters;-) . Dictionary: A Place Where Success Comes Before Work :-) . Smile: A Curve Dat Can Set A Lot Of Thngs Straight :-) . Doctor: A Person Who Kills Ur Ills By Pills, N Kills U By Bills
Height Of Addiction: Just B4 A Prisoner Was Ready 2b Hanged 2 Death D Officer Askd Him Abt His Last Wish! He Said: I Want 2 Update My Facebook Status As Died.
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