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Tere Gum Me A-bewafa, Rat Bhar Pita Rha, Tere Gum Me A-bewafa Rat Bhar Pita Rha, Fefdhe Fat Kr Bahar Aye, Dinbhar Sita Rha
Apki Bato Pe Dil Haru WAH! WAH! Apki Surat Pe Jan Waru WAH! WAH! Jis Din Nhi Aata Apka SMS DiL Karta H Apko Patak-Patak k Maru! Ab BoLo Wah! Wah!
Khuda Kare Tera Mobile Kho Jaye. Mile Mujhe Aur Mera Ho Jaye, Karu Sms Ladkiyo Ko Mai Aur Naam Tera Aaye. Mar Thujhe Pade Aur Kaleja Mera Thanda Ho Jaye.
Barish Hoti Hai Toh Tum Yaad Aati Ho !! Bheegte Hai Toh Tum Yaad Aati Ho. Bata Do Baski Mera Umbrella Kab Lotane Wali Ho..
Kiya Hai Teri Chal Aur Kiya Hai Teri Lila,, Main Tera Tees Mar Khan Aur Tu Meri Shela...
Boys Mentality: Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Zamaane Me Lga Dunga . . Uski Doli Jo Uthi . . To . . Koi Baat Nai Smart Hoon Dusri Fasa Lunga.
Boyz Rules- Hausle Sare Azma Baithe, Hum Zamane Ke Gum Utha Baithe, Jiski Chahat Me Umar Bhar Tadpe, Usi Ki Shadi Me Dusri Ladki Pata Baithe.
Arj Kiya Hai...** ** ** Chappal Choti Ho Jaye To Paa0n Mein Nahi Aati... *=* Wah Wah *=* Chappal Choti Ho Jaye To Paaon Mein Nahi Aati Or Girlfriend Moti Ho Jaye To Baho Mein Nahi Aati :*
Dil Tod Shayari: Koyle K Khaan Se Hira Kaise Nikalu Wah Wah.. . Koyle K Khaan Se Hira Kaise Nikalu Gaur Farmaiyega . Ki Koyle K Khaan Se Hira Kaise Nikalu . Internal Me Hi Fail Hu, . To Sala Semester Kaise Sambhalu...??
Arz Hai.. . Cycle Aisi Chalao Jiska Pahiya Na Ho . . Cycle Aisi Chalao Jiska Pahiya Na Ho. . . . Aur Ladki Aisi Patao Jiska Bhaiya Na Ho....:p =D :D
Pj Tym !!!!!!! Kal Teli Yaad Me Mai Inna Dub Gya . . Wah Wah Kal Teli Yad Me Mai Inna Dub Gya Mai Potty Kalne Bethatha Or Pantkholna Bulgya.. :-(
Faadu Shayari: Ladka Ladki Me Ho Rahi Thi Kissing... . Wah Wah.. Ladka Ladki Me Ho Rahi Thi Kissing... Avi Ap Chote Ho Isliye.. *Some Text Missing*
Jab Dekha Unhone Tirchi Nazar Se, Kasam Khuda Ki Madhosh Ho Gaye Hum, Par Jab Pata Chala Nazar Parmanant Tirchi Hai, To Wahi Khade-khade Behosh Ho Gaye Hum ............... Xd
Tu Mere Dil Mein Aise Samaayi Hai Jaise Baajre Ke Khet Mein Bhains Ghus Aayi Hai
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedar, Dil Dhadkata Hai Bar Bar. Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedar, Dil Dhadkata Hai Bar Bar. Adat Se Majboor Ho Tum Jane Kab Maang Lo Udhaar
Hum Gaye The Unke Ghar Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Milalo Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza Hum Ghabra Ke Bole Aunty!! Bachhon Ko Polio Ki Dawa Pilwa Lo.
Usne Haathon Per Mehendi Lagai Hai, Humne Uski Doli Sajai Hai, Hamein Pata Tha Woh Bewafa Niklegi Isliye Humne Uski Choti Behen Ko Bhi Phasaya Hai !!!
Chappal Chhoti Ho Jaye Toh Paaon Mein Nahi Aati Wah-wah Chappal Chhoti Ho Jaye To Paaon Mein Nahi Aati Aur Girlfrnd Moti Ho Jaye To Bahon Mein Nahi Aati!
Ek Din Galib Scooter Se Jaa Rahe The, Samne 1 Bachha Aa Gaya Galib Ne Farmaya "Ankho Me Jal Rahe Hai Unki Yado K Deep, Hat Ja Chotu, Peep Peep Peep"
Log Kehtay Hain K Khuda Ne Apko Badi Fursat Mein Banaya Hai.. "Simple C Baat Hai,faluu Kaam Ko Fursat Mein Hi To Kiya Jata Hai."
Ab Tak Meri Life!khuli Bottle Ki Tarah Thi, Jisme Sab Prfume Ki Tarah Ud Jata Tha..par Apke Aane Se Sab Thik Ho Gaya.. Khuda Kare Aap Jaisa Dhakkan Sab Ko Mile.
Apne Roz Humse Nai Umeed Laga Rakhi Hai,apne Dil Me Aasha Ki Kiran Jaga Rakhi Hai,hum Roz Kahan Say Naye Msgs Bhejen, Hum Ne Kya Sms Ki Factory Laga Rakhi Hai..
Chandani Raat The Wo Mere Saath The Ma Uske Upar Tha Wo Mere Niche The, Bura Mat Mano Wo Mere Bike The...
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO", Gunge ke hath me "MIKE", AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE" WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!
Usey Pane Ki Koi Aas Nahi Hai Audience : Lagta, Hai Gaheri Chot Khayi Hai.... Ki Use Pane Ki Koi Aas Nahi Hai Vjah Yeh Bhi Hai, Woh Dikhne Mai Kuch Khas Nhi Hai Audience : Wah Wah... Use Pane Ki Koi Aas Nahi Hai Vajah Yeh Bhi Hai, Woh Dikhne Mai Kuch Khas Nahi Hai Aur Gold Medalist Hoti To Shayad Chal Jata, Kambakht Woh Ek Bhi Subject Mai Pas Nahi Hai..
Raat Hui Wo Sone Chale, Mithe Sapno Me Khone Chale,, Ay Chand Unhe Mithi=Mithi Lori Suna Dena, Jab Wo So Jayen To Palang Se Niche Gira Dena.
Thoda Gaur Farmayega. . Hum Kabhi Padh Na Sake Kyuki Padhai Sirf Do Wajahse Hoti He 1= Shok Se 2= Dar Se Faltu Ke Shok Hm Palte Ni Or Darte To Hm Kisi K Baap Se Bhi Nhi... $Attitude Breaker. . .
Ladki: Mujh Par Shayari Banao. Shayar: In Kali-Kali Zulfo Se Karti Ho Andhera. . . . In Kali-Kali Zulfo Se Karti Ho Andhera. Ho Jao Takli Aur Kar Do Savera..!
Arz Kiya Hai- Gam Hai,aur Tanhaai Hai!! Wah Wah! Gum Hai,aur Tanhaai Hai!! Zalimon, Tum Bhi Message Karo, Maine Kya Ambani Ki Ladki Pataayi Hai??
Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar . . Woh Khaa Gayi Usey Biryani Samajh Kar, . . Khoon-e-jigar Bhi Na Choda Zalim Ne, . . Woh Bhi Pee Gayi Neembu Paani Samajh Kar:
Dil Me Ek Ajib Shor Ho Raha Hai, Bin Apke Msg K Dil Bor Ho Raha Hai, Kahin Aisa To Nahi Hamara Pyara Sa Dost Aaj Ghar K Bartan Dho Raha Hai.
Mujhko Mohabbat Hai Ye Dosto Ka Kehna Hai, Mujhko Mohabbat Hai Ye Dosto Ka Kehna Hai, Lekin Dosto Mujhko Itni Jaldi Tabaah Na Hona Hai, Abhi Jinda Rehna Hai :)
Zameen Se Le Kar Aasman Tak Aasman Se Le Kar Zameen Tak * * * Bas Hawa Hi Hawa Hai..:-) Wah Wah Wah
Arz Kiya Hai., . . . . ... Class Main Master Ji Sharab Liye Baithe Hai... . . . . Gaur Farmiega . . . Class Main Master Ji Sharab Liye Baithe Hai.. . . . . . Or Bache Itne Harami Saale . Glass Liye Baithe Hai... ;)
1st English Shayri Ever: Arz Hai... "Later D Bus Longer D Que" ... Gaur Farmaiega "Later D Bus Longer D Que" "Shorter D Skirt Awesome D View"
('.'( _/ \_ Duniya K Bahut Se Gamo Me Hum Kho Gaye. \('',(/ \ \ Wah _/ \_wah . Zalimo Khabi To Msg Kro Ab To Unlimited Ho Gye.
Koi Chiz Bewafai Se Badkar Kya Hogi, Gum E Tanhai Judai Se Bad Kr Kya Hogi, Aur Kisi Ko Deni Ho Jawani Me Saja To O Padhai Se Badkar Kya Hogi.
Apki Bato Pe Dil Haru Wah! Wah! Apki Surat Pe Jan Waru Wah! Wah! Jis Din Nhi Aata Apka Sms Dil Krta H Apko Patak patak K Maru! Ab Bolo Wah! Wah!
Arz Kiya Hai . . He Is Kissing . She Is Kissing . . . He Is Kissing She Is Kissing . . . * * *Some Text Missing * * *Some Text Missing....;p
Bhaiyo Aur Only Bhaiyo, Nind Nahi Aati Mujhe Tab Se, . . . . .Mujhe Nind Nahi Aati Tab Se, . . . . . 5 Rupye Khoyehai Jab Se.. :( :( Ksam Se Bhut Dukh Ho Rha H ..:'(
Arj Kiya Hai.... Itne Kamjor Huye Teri Judai Se Goar Farmaeye.... Itne Kamjor Huye Teri Judai Se. . . . . . . . . Ki Cheeti Bhi Ab Kheech Le Jati Hai. Charpai Se...
Arz Kiya Hai. Zara Gaur Farmaiyye Ga !! 2 Meel Door Se Agar Ho Jaye. Kisi Beautiful Ladki Ka Deedar. Waah ... Wahh.... 2 Meel Door Se Agar Ho Jaye.. Kisi Beautiful Ladki Ka Deedar. Tou Langda Bhi Ayse Bhage Jaise Karizma Zmr.
Puri Botle Na Sahi, Ek Jaam To Ho Jaye Milna Na Sahi, Dua Salam To Ho Jaye Jinki Yaad Me Hum Bimar Baithe Hai Unhe Bukhar Na Sahi Kam Se Kam Jukam To Ho Jaye
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho To Kya Hua Darling? Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin
Arz Kiya Hai. Muskarana To Har Ladki Ki Adaa Hai. Wah Wah. Gor Farmaiye. Muskarana To Har Ladki Ki Adaa Hai. Use Jo Mohabbat Samjhe Wo Sabse Bada Gdha Hai:)
Tumhari Yaad Me "Wisky" Ki Nadiyan Baha Dete Tumhare Liye Jamane Ko "Rum" Mein Duba Dete Kambakht Hum Peete Nahi Hai Warna "Tajmahal" Ko Bhi "Bear Bar" Bana Dete
Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyaari Thi Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi Hum To Muft Me Pit Gaye Yaaro Hame Kya Pata Tha Usko Baba Ram Dev Wali Bimari Thi.
Kasam Kha Li Hai Uski Gali Na Jaaunga Wah Wah... Kasam Kha Li Hai Uski Gali Na Jaaunga Aur Agar Gaya Bhi To Kisi Ko Thodi Bataunga..!
Arz Kia He... Mene Usase Pyaar Kia Tha Ekloti Samajkar.. Wawa Wawa Uske Baap Ne Muje Pachada Dhoti Samajkar.. Haha Haha Mene Usase Pyaar Kia Abla Samajkar Wawa Wawa Uske Bhai Ne Peeta Muje Tabla Samajkar Haha Haha
Isk Mohabbat To Hazaro Karte He Kabi Dosti V Kiya Kijiye. Wah Wah Isk Mohabbat To Hazaro Karte He Kabi Dosti V Kiya Kijiye. Gaur Farmish... Har Roz Ho Hazaro Nahate He Aap Hafte Me Nahi To Mahine Me Ek Bar To Nahaya Kijiye.
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