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Aankhon Me Sharafat, Chaal Me Nazakat, Dil Me Sachai, Cheray Par Safai, Isi Liye Tou . . . . . Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai “BHAI”
Arz Kiya Hai Madmast Hawarein Hain, Mausam Bhi Suhana Hain. Bandar Sms Padh Raha Hai. Kya Educated Zamana Hai...
Ek Akalmand Insaan Ne Bewkuf Se Puchha... Saari Duniya Tumhe Bewkuf Kyon Kehti Hai? . . . . . . . . Niche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Jawab Do..
Darna Hai To Fear Files Dekho. Rona Hai To Balika Vadhu Dekho. Nachna Hai To Dance India Dance Dekho. Aur Hasna Hai To Shisha Dekho, Kasam Se Haste Haste Pagal Ho Jaoge.
Sine Me Dil Dil Me Dard Dard Me Yaqin Yaqin Me Khyal Khayal Me Khwab Khwab Me Tasvir Tasvir Me Sirf Ap! Itna Darawna Khuwab? Baap Re Baap.
Meharban Kadardan Dekhiye Mere Sms Ka Kamal Ghanti Bajegi Bandarya Aayege Mobile Uthayege Sms Padhega Aur Muskurayege Ab Forward Kar Ke Hoshiyari Dikhayege.
Kal Raat Kutta Bhonk Raha Thaa Wao0o0o Wao0o Wao00o Wao0o0o Wao00o Wao00o Wao0o0o Wao0o Haan Haan Bilkul Aise He..! ('.') Tum Hi _//_ The Kya!.
Phone K Rishte B Ajib Hote Hai. Balance Rakhkar B Log Garib Hote Hai Khud To Msg Krte Nhi Hai, Muft K Msg Padhne K Kitne Shauqin Hote H.?
Solid Insult Boy: (Girl Ko Jealous Feel Karane K Liye) Dekho Wo Ladki Meri Taraf Dekh Ke Muskura Rahi He. . . . Girl: Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi He Jab Mene Pahli Baar Tumhari Shakal Dekhi Thi To 3 Din Tak Apni Hansi Nahi Rok Payi Thi ;D :P
CLASSIC INSULT: Girl: Mai Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hu. Boy: Arey.!! Parlour Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya. ? ;-)
Tufaani Bejjati. Boy N Girl On Fb: Girl: You Never Smile Na?? Boy: How Can You Say This?? Girl: Your Smiling Pics Are Missing Here Boy: Ok Then Do U Bath Daily?? Girl: Ya Ofcourse.. Why Are You Asking ?? Boy: No, I Haven't Seen Any Pic…. :D :P Xd
Love Is: When You Drink The Same Coconut Water Putting Two Straws... Frndship Is: When You Have 1 Coconut, Use Only 1 Straw & Say.... .. "Aaja Bhikari Le Tu B Pee Le..."
Sometimes My Mind Asks... Why I Miss U? Why I Care 4 U? Why I Remember U? Then My Heart Answers: Bcoz A Mental Patient Needs More Care!
Height Of Insult: Girl Msgs Her Bf: Jaan, I Can`t Live Without U. Will U Marry Me??? Reply Comes: Who`s This? I Lost All My Contacts.
Roses R Red Violets R Blue, Monkeys Like Ushould Be Kept In Zoo. Don't Feel Angry U Will Find Me There Too, Not In Cage But Laughing At You. :)
Scientists All Over The World R Wonderinghow Long A Human Being Can Live Without A Brain... Kindly Tell Them Your Age...
What Happened 2 Your Network? I Tried 2 Call U But The Operator Said "Welcome 2 The Jungle, The Monkey U R Trying To Call Is On The Tree... Plz Try Later."
This Is Not Fair! How Could U Do This? Didn't Expect This From You! Got A Whole Channel On Your Name And Didn't Even Tell Me? Animal Planet!
If I ever go for a brain transplant I`d like2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.
Last Night I Saw U Walking On The Road. U Looked So Fine, Ur Face Was So Divine That I Just Couldn't Control Myself And Started Singing: ''Who Let The Dogs Out''.
I've Written Nice Poem 4 You. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. You Should Know What You R. And Once You Know What You R. Mental Hospital Is Not So Far....! :)
U R 100% Beautiful, U R 100% Lucky, U R 100% Sweet, U R 100% Nice And U R 100% Stupid To Believe These Words.
Bandar Ped Par Kyu Sote He? ? ? ? ? ? Chalo Jane Do, Ye Tumhara Personal Mamla He, Muje Kya? Bas Gir Mat Jana..
Kya Aap Mujhe Abhi Call Kar Sakte Ho Foran, Baat Koi Khas Nahi Hai. Mere Ek Frnd Ko Aapki Aawaz Sunani H. Wo Yakin Hi Nahi Karta Ki "Bhoot Pret Bhi Hote H.
7 Sur Jisme Aap Chhupe Ho 1. Saa 2. Re 3. ga 4. Maa 5. paa 6. dha 7. nee Khud Ko Pehchanane Ke Liye Sirf 3 Aur 6 Ko Padho...
Question For Briiliant Peopl.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Question Only For Briliant People. U Relax.
Apki Kahani Meri Jubani:- Apke Pass Dimag Hai, Chalta Nahi Alag Baat Hai, Aap Smart Ho, Koi Manta Nahi Alag Baat Hai, Aap Shareef Ho, Lagte Nahi Alag Baat Hai, Aapki Beizzati Ho Rahi Hai, Phir Bhi Msg Padh Rahe Ho. Kya Baat Hai !
Best Sms Of 1947 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Tab Mobile Tha Kya? Kabhi To Thora Dimagh Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!
Har Laal Rang Red Nahin Hota, Her Murda Dead Nahi Hota, Kaisay Kahon Par Yeh Sach Hai Har Koi Aap Ki Tarah Mad Nahi Hota...
.- "" -. ( 5 ) '- .... -' Ye Lo 5 Ka Coin, 1 Rupay Me Sms Kr Dena Or 4 Rs. Ki Toffy Kha Lena, Hmare Sath Rahoge To Aise Hi Aish Kroge.
A Boy And Girl Want For A Walk. While Walking, Boy Hits His Leg To A Stone And Starts Bleeding. . He Looks At Her Hoping That She Would Tear Her Dupata And Wrap It Around His Leg. . She Looks In His Eyes And Says. “Oye Hero! Sochiyo Bhi Mat! 1500 Ka Suit Hai..!”
So Sweet Of U. Aaj Sweet Logon Ka Din Hai. Main Ne Apko Jb B Dekha Ap Pr Makhiyan Bethi Dekhi.. Tu Muje Laga Ap Bht Sweet Hen. Is Liye Wish Kar Dia…
Dabby Me Dabba, Dabby Main Cake, Wa Wa Wa Wa Tmatar K Mu Waly Koi Msg To Bhej Ab Bolo Wa Wa (“,) Oy Teri Baisti _/\_
Aaj Main Apko Laziz Khana Banana Sikhati Hon 1) 1 Dish Mein Angoor Rakh Lein. 2) Phir Dish Ko Haath Mein Pakrein 3) Or Kisi Sheeshe K Samne Khare Hojayen Bas Dish Ready Hogai Dish Ka Name Langoor K Hath Mein Angoor….
One Day L Went 2 Zoo. So Many Animals Were There. (>. . "V" Mouse (@V@) ( "=" ) Owl O(o‚¿o)o (!)'(!) Monkey (@‚¿@) "()” Aaila ! Tum Bhi
I Found Aaladin’s Lamp I Asked Him To Increase Your Brain Ten Times More.. He Laughed & Told Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.. !
(25) (25) (25) (25) (25) (25) . . . . . Dekh kya rahe ho. Chawanniya hai utha lo Kanjuso our 1 sms bhjo.
To Live A Life, We Need: 1. Brain 2. Intelligence 3. Knowledge 4. Expression 5. Looks 6. Luck So, I Salute You.... For Managing Without These:-
Hey Friend Remember That Without Stupidity There Can Be No Wisdom & Without Ugliness There Can Be No Beauty So The World Needs You After All!
Where R U? U R U Not Replying? I M Worried Coz Today’s Paper I Read That Due 2 Thunder A Monkey Has Been Severely Injured. So If U R Safe, Sms Me Immediately.
Most People Have 5 Senses. Some People Have 6 Senses. But U R Blessed With 7 Senses. An Extra Sense Is Non Sense.
Aagar Aapko Humara Sms Pasand Na Aye To Bejhijak Bol Do . . . . . . . Hum Apne Dil Pe Pathar Rakh K Aapko Goli Mar Dange . . . . (; : )___;:== /) ) _/ /_ Dhichkiaoo Dhichkiaoo . . . . . Ek To Sms Karo Upar Se Nautanki :D
"Happy Monkey Day" Aapki Nazar Me Jo Sbse Acha Bander/bndari He To Use Ye Msg Bhejo Mene To Bhej Diya H Ab Muje Ye Msg Bhejkr Languro Wali Hrkat Mat Krna...
Tips: How To Save 25 Paisa Per Year? . . . . . . . . .. Is Mai Bhi Intersted Ho.! Yarrrr Kon Log Ho Tum !!
Ye Sms Jin Shareef Logo Ko Milta Hai 5 Second Bad Unka Mobile Off Ho Jata Hay 00:05 00:04 00:03 00:02 00:01 Nahi Hua? Shareef Hoty To Ho Jata
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain
Read Each Word Reversely. A Suomaf Rotcod Dlot Em Taht Ylno Latnem Stneitap Evah Eht Tnelat Ot Daer Sms Neve Nehw Sti Nettirw Ylesrever. Oh, Did U Read?
Can you read fast? My A my Dey mey Dey dey mey My o my Dey na my... Chiller nahi hey agy jao..
How To Impress Kaamwali Bai ???? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Had Hoti Hain Yaar, Tum Log Iss Mei Bhi "Intrested" Ho :P Sudher Jao Re :D
Do U Remember Ur Childhood.. When U Wen 2 A Doll Shop, Stood Infront Of A Doll N Askd -Uncle! How Much Is That Monkey Doll- Shpkper Replied That Is A Mirror My Child -)
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