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WhY 'EARTHQUAKE' OCCURS ON EARTH??? BCOZ at that Time RAJNIKANT'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATE MODE!!!
Rajnikant was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in jr. college.........He chose science, arts and commerce!!!!!!!
Once Rajnikant Donated blood to a very small, sick and thin child, Today that child is known as "The Great Khali".
Best Of Rajnikant :- One day Rajnikanth purchased A BOX OF Sketch pens . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Next day . . . . . . Mughal-e-Azam was released in colour!!!:)
Rajinikanth Once Pulled The Head Of A Horse Upward. Its Descendants Are Today Called Giraffes.
If you Google search "Rajnikant Getting kicked" you will generate zero results. It just does not happen.
A basket ball player spun a basketball on his finger and asked Rajnikant can u do it? Rajani-how do u think the earth spins?
Rajnikant was practising for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!
LAGAAN By Rajnikant Climax Scene... 1Ball, 24 Runs Needed Bowler Bowls Rajnikant Hits Ball Splits in 4 Pieces All Pieces Go For 6s India Wins !!
People who set questions for CAT paper will have to pass RAT paper from this year onwards. RAT paper: Rajnikant Aptitude Test!!!
Once Rajanikant decided to stare at the Sun The sun got scared and hid itself behind the Moon Later this situation was named as . . . . . . SOLAR ECLIPSE.
1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy, he kicked him so hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom . . today that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"
Rajnikanth Does Not Need A Visa 2 Travel Abroad, He Jumps From The Tallest Building In Chennai Holds Himself In D Air While D Earth Rotates.
You Cant Beat This One : An E-mail Was Sent From Pune To Mumbai And Rajnikanth Stopped It In Lonavala.
Do you know If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India. :)
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corner off.
Breaking News.... . Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book. . And Voldemort himself is the 8th horcrux of Ranjinikanth...
Worldcup schedule 2012: GROUP 'A': AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA.... GROUP 'B': IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND... GROUP 'C': RAJNIKANT. Bring it On !!
Ek baar kanoon ne Rajini ko jurm karate dekha....... . Guess Hhat Tab se kanoon andha ho gaya.....
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself !!
Don't throw your mobile after reading dis.. "The new symbol for the Rupee is actually Rajnikanth's Signature."
Pyramids of Egypt are actually....... Rajnikanth's Primary school geometry projects
Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
Micheal Jackson didn't died by drugs ovr doze, those wer rumours!! . He got major heart attack after seeing that he cannot do the dance steps of Rajnikanth!!
The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result - He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Rajinikanth".
Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
The day ROBOT was released, Rajnikanth gave Times of India a rating of 4 stars Some actors set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikanth sets deskmarks.
The world will not end in 2012, Rajnikanth has bought a computer with a 3 year warranty.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
Rajinikanth is a champion in the game "Hide n' seek", as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
Rajnikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up. So don't bother..
Once Dinosaurs borrowed money frm Rajnikanth n refused 2pay him back.. That was d last time. After that no one saw Dinosaurs.
Rajnikant got into a fight with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pant for the rest of his life. ;)
Rajnikant.. once wrote his Autobiography - The book is today known as The Guiness Book of World Records!
Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that's when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
The statement "nobody can cheat death" is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss... The next day announcement was made... Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye..
One nite, while asleep, Rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbers... Thats how the Log table was invented.
Once Dinosaurs borrowed money frm Rajnikanth n refused 2pay him back.. That was d last time. After that no one saw Dinosaurs.
Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Rajnikanth wrote a check without any bank balance and the bank bounced.
If Rajnikanth would have born 100 years back, British would have fought to get independence.
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