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Santa School Me Hass Raha Tha, 1 Ladka Bola Chup Kar. Santa:- Q,tum Kaun Ho..? Ladka:- Main Moniter Hun, Santa Bola:- Main Cpu Hun...ab Bol
Santa:tumne Us Ladki Ke Liye Cigratte Chhod Di Banta: Ha Santa: Daru Banta: Ha Santa: Jua Banta: Ha Sonu: To Shadi Kyun Nahi Ki Banta: Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ke Us Se Bhi Achi Mil Gayi
Police: Car Gas Par Hai Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Petrol Par Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Diesel Par Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Phir Kis Par Hai Santa: Installment Par Hai Sir!
Girlfrnd- Apke Bina Mera Zee Nahi Lagta. Santa: Zee Nahi Lagta To Isme Kya Hai Sony Ya Satr Plus Laga Lo Wo Bhi Achhe Channel Hai.
Santa- Tera Bhai Aajkal Kya Kar Raha Hai? Banta- Ek Dukan Kholi Thi, Par Ab Jail Me Hai. Santa- Wo Kyu? ? ? ? ? ? ? Banta- Dukan Hathode Se Kholi Thi..
Santa Ki Maa: 20 Saal Tak Meri Koi Aulad Nahi Hui Media: Phir Apne Kya Kiya? . . . . . . Maa: Phir Main 21 Saal Ki Hui To Papa Ne Meri Shadi Karadi " Phir Jake Santa Hua"
Santa Ne Bus Me 2 Ticket Li Conductor- 2 Q? Santa- 1 Kho Gyi To Dusri Rahegi. Cndtr- Agar Dusri Kho Gayi To. Santa- To "Pass" Kab Kaam Ayega.
Sardar's Son- Agr Apko 10 Or 5rs. Raste Me Pade Mile To Ap Kaun Sa Note Uthaoge? . . Sardar- 10rs Ka . . Son- Isiliye Ap Pe Joke Bante He Dono B To Utha Skte Ho...
Santa was writing something very slowly. Banta asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?" Santa: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast."
Banta saw an air hostess wearing a badge on d left side bearing d name TINA... He said,Thats cute... Whatve u named d other one?...
Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
Santa got a invitation of party. Usme likha tha Pink Tie Only Santa jab party me gaya to logo ne pant shirt bhi pehena tha.
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Santa saw a Beautiful Girl, he Went and Kissed her. Girl: STUPID what r u doing? Santa: B.Com final year.
Sabziwala Sabzi Par Pani Chhidak Raha Tha Kaafi Der ho Gayi to Santa Kantaal Ke bola Agar Sabzi ko HOSH Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo De Do.
Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ? A: He was ironing the curtain.
Santa Sent Sms To His Boss: Me Sick, No Work. Boss Sms Back: When I Am Sick I Kiss My Wife Try It. Two Hours Later Santa Sms 2 Boss: Me Ok,ur Wife Very Sweet.
Santa apnyi premika se kheta hai hum tumari yad me ro ro ke tab bhar diye tum bewafa sanam nhake chal diye.
santa: samindar me dahi dal raha tha banta:isi liye log humpe joke banate hay. itni lassi tera baap piyega.
Santa: Standing On Platform Suddenly Jumps On Railway Track. Man: Marega Kya? Santa: Saale Marega To Tu, Suna Nahi Train Platform Pe Aa Rahi Hai.
A house was on fire with 25 people inside. Santa went inside & saved 6 by pulling them out. But he was jailed. Why? Bcoz ALL 6 were Firemen.
Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha. Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya? Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.
Santa to banta : Aajkal jayada bachhe judwa kyu paida hote hai ? Banta : desh me itna AATANKWAAD badh gaya hai ki, Bachhe bhi akele aane se darte hai.
Teacher: Agar Duniya ki sari ladkiyon ka Chehra ek jaisa hota to kya hota..? Santa: Hona kya tha sir, Gas cylinder ki tarah Aaj iske ghar kal uske ghar..
Santa ne bhagte huye Bus pakdi Aur Driver se pucha. Bus teri Maa lagti h? Nahi Behen Nahi Biwi Nahi To kaminey "CHADNE" kyo nhi deta.
Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health. Santa: Sir i play football, Cricket, tennis daily. Doctor: how long do you play? Santa: jab tak mobile ki Battrery down na ho jaaye tab tak.
Interviewer: Sir Apko Kitne Salo Ka Tajurba Hai???? Santa: Salo Ka Toh Pata Nai Par 3 Saaliyo Ka Tajurba Hai
Santa: Yar Murgi K Baccha Anda Todkar Bahar Kaise Aa Jate Hain? Banta: Mujhe To Ye Samjh Mein Nahi Aata Saale Band Ande Me Ghus Kaise Jate Hai. :P
Ek Baar Santa Cold Drinks Ki Dukan Per Gaya Or Dukandar Se Bola..!! Ek Pepsi Bottle Kholo Bhai.. Dukandar Ne Khol Di. Phir Kaha Aik 7-up Bhi Kholo.. Dukandar Ne Khol Di. Phe Kaha Aik Sprite Bhi Kholo.. Dukandar Ne Khol Di. Phir Kaha Aik Mountain Dew Bhi Kholo Yar.. Dukandar Ko Gussa Aya Aur Bola: Tou Kaunsi Piye Ga Mere Baap..?? . Santa : Bhaijan Peeni To Koi Nhi Hai.. Muje To Ye Bottle Khulne Ki Aavaj Badi Pasand Hai.. Thasssss Thasssss... :P :D
Teacher- Planets K Nam Btao?? Santa- Mercury, Venus, Earth, Teacher- Aur Btao????? Santa- Aur Sab Badhiya, Aap To Btao
Teacher- Agar Duniya Ki Sari Ladkiyo Ka Chehra Ek Jaisa Hota To Kya Hota? . . . . . . Santa- Hona Kya Tha Sir, Gas Cyilinder Ki Tarah Aaj Iske Ghar, Kal Uske Ghar .. ;)
Army Training Me 1 Officer Ne Santa Se Pucha:- Ye Hath Me Kya H.........?? . . Santa: Sir Ye Banduk H.! . . Officer-ye Banduk Nhi Tumhari Izzat Or Shaan Hai, Tumhari Maa Hai Maa! . . . . Then Officer To Another Sipahi . . . . . Banta Tumhare Hath Me Ye Kya Hai........? . . . . . . . . . . . Banta: Sir, Ye Santa Ki Maa H Or Humari Massi Hai Maasi..;p =Dd
Santa Ne Amrud Liya To Usme Kida Nikla, Santa Amrud Wale Se: Bhai Isme To Kida Nikla Hai Amrud Wala: Ye To Kismat Ki Baat Hai Pata Nahi Agli Bar Car Nikal Aye, Santa: 2kg Aur De Do... :D:d
After Eating Fish, Santa Doesn`t Drink Water. Why? Bcoz He Fears That Fish Will Start Swimming In His Stomach.
Postman: I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet. Santa: Why Did U Come So Far. Instead U Could Have Posted It.
Guddi: I Am In Love With The Neighbor So I Am Running Away With Him. Santa: Thanks, You Have Saved My Money And Time. Guddi: Dad, I Am Reading The Letter Left By Mom!
Santa Park Mein Baitha Tha.... Dost: Kya Kar Raha Hai?? Santa: Badla Le Raha Hu... Dost: Kaise?? Santa: Waqt Ne Mujhe Barbaad Kiya Hai, Main Waqt Barbaad Kar Raha Hu.... :\
Why Couldn`t The Santa Write The Number `Eleven`? He Didn`t Know Which `One` Came First.
Santa Went To Banta's Home For Breakfast.. . Banta: Tujhe Anda Bana Dun?? . . . Santa: Nahin Main Insan Hi Thik Hun.
Santa=Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya.. Banta=Fir kya kiya? Santa=Maine kaha Google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kar lena..
Santa Bar Bar Apni Windows Ka Pasword Bhool Jata Tha. Aik Baar Usne Socha Mein Apni Windows Ka Pasword Kya Rakhon Jo Kabhi Na Bholun. Usne Pasword Rakha Incorrect ... Ab Jab Bhi Wo Ghalat Pasword Enter Karta Computer Usey Khud Bata Deta "Ur Pasword Is Incorrect" Santa Rocked Computer Shocked :P :P
Masterji: Kal School Kyu Nahi Aaya. Santa: Gir Gaya Tha Or Lag Gayi. Masterji: Kahan Gire, Kahan Lagi? Santa: Takiye Pe Gira Tha Aur Aankh Lag Gayi..
Santa- Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kr Dega Banta- Q? Santa- Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu :
Santa: Dettol Sabun Hai? Dukandaar: Hai, Santa: Accha Wala? Dukndar: Ha Santa: Acchi Quality Ka Hai Na? Dukndr: Ha Santa: Hath Dhokar 1 Kilo Aatta Dedo.
Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha! Wife Romantic Hokar: Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya? Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola: Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!!
Santa: Yaar I'm Going Ka Kya Matlab He? Banta: Me Ja Raha Hu. Santa: Arre Jate Jate Matlab Batake Jaa.
Santa - Phone Pe Itni Dhimi Aawaz Me Kisse Bat Kr Rhe Ho?? Banta- Bahan Hai.! Santa- To Fir Itni Dhimi Aawaz Me Kis Liye.? Banta -T Eri Hai.!!
Santa Train Ki Patri Par So Gaya Banta: Train Aayegi Toh Mar Jayega! Santa: Plane Upar Se Gaya Kuch Nahi Hua To Train Kya Cheez Hai.
Banta Khana Bana Raha Tha Aur Pucha Namak Kidar Hai? Santa- Namak Nahi Hai. Banta- Toh Dal Me Kya Daalu? Santa- "Colgate" Dalo, Usme Namak Hai
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